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Cedar Flats Red

A bottle of Cedar Flats Red.

Wine, Spirits, And Good Company For All at Cedar Flats is am advertisement mail sent by Cedar Flats to residents across Weird West.

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To the miserable downtrodden who have never had the pleasure of a draught of CEDAR FLATS RED, let your interest be piqued by the decanting of the latest vintage! A more beautiful, robust flavor was never contained in any other wine—nor for a better price! Let your joy ring free at CEDAR FLATS!

Location[]

  • In random mailboxes.